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The Royalty Hoard

Three-panel Cursed to Conquer comic. The undead pirate captain celebrates tiny streaming royalties, aims a cannon at the sky to seize the rest, and the guitarist admits they spent six cents celebrating.
Episode 001: The Captain receives the streaming royalty report and immediately declares a campaign against math.

The Royalty Hoard is a Cursed to Conquer comic strip about streaming royalties. It keeps the band world indexable beyond music and merch by giving each strip a dedicated story page.

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Three-panel Cursed to Conquer comic. The undead pirate captain celebrates tiny streaming royalties, aims a cannon at the sky to seize the rest, and the guitarist admits they spent six cents celebrating.

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