Cursed to Conquer
The Abandoned Cart

The Abandoned Cart is a Cursed to Conquer comic strip about abandoned cart analytics. It keeps the band world indexable beyond music and merch by giving each strip a dedicated story page.
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Three-panel Cursed to Conquer comic. The undead pirate captain sees a merch report, orders the crew to stop an abandoned cart from escaping, and the first mate reveals it was one hoodie.
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